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What is your kid doing in the bathroom?

Posted on: Thursday, July 10th, 2014 | No Comments
I do not know what my son is doing in the bathroom. For some reason, he has recently “discovered” the privacy of the bathroom and has spent upwards of AN HOUR in there. I’ve stood at the door many times and asked him if he was ok. He’s said, “I’m fine.” I’ve asked him if… Continue reading →


Posted on: Wednesday, July 9th, 2014 | No Comments
As parents, we expect our children to imitate some of our behaviors. Garrett is a smart and funny kid. I’ve seen him repeat things (sometimes inappropriate) that he’s heard…but, this is the first time he’s ever used props! There are times when Garrett does not want eat the food on his plate. To get him… Continue reading →

A Flip Cam Music Video…Shot by a 7 Year Old

Posted on: Tuesday, July 8th, 2014 | No Comments
What do you get when you give a seven year old a Flip Cam and ask him to record his mother’s performance? Pure hilarity…and nausea.   GWE was performing at T.H.E. Show in Newport Beach several weeks ago. She (and her band) were performing on a Friday, Saturday (twice), and Sunday. Since Justin had never seen… Continue reading →

We’re Gonna Potty (Train) like it’s 2010!

Posted on: Sunday, July 6th, 2014 | 1 Comment
I have been changing diapers every single day since 2006. I have officially had enough! The time has come to induct our youngest son into the Pantheon of Potty Pishers! We are now 6 days away from the potty training known as “Poo-mageddon 2014!” Much like his older brother did 4 years ago, Garrett will… Continue reading →

Garrett to English Translation

Posted on: Wednesday, June 25th, 2014 | No Comments
As Garrett sat in the bathtub, he kept yelling, “Daddy! I want my pirate seat! I want my PIRATE SEAT!!!” “Huh???” I replied, quizzically. “What are you saying, Garrett?” “I WANT MY PIRATE SEAT!!!” he screamed again. I honestly had no idea what he was trying to tell me and asking him to “use his… Continue reading →

Justin’s First Game of Golf. And, Possibly My Last.

Posted on: Tuesday, June 24th, 2014 | 4 Comments
On a warm Saturday morning, I took Justin out for his first “real” round of golf. I choose the Mission Hills Little League Golf Course in Northridge, CA. for two reason: 1) It’s only seven dollars for nine holes (add your own jokes here), and 2) It’s never busy. I thought it would be a… Continue reading →

The Tooth Fairy Trap

Posted on: Tuesday, June 17th, 2014 | No Comments
“PROCLAIM LIBERTY [OF BABY TEETH] THROUGHOUT ALL THE LAND UNTO ALL THE INHABITANTS THEREOF LEV. XXV. V X.”After waiting and waiting and waiting…and waiting a little more, Justin’s loose tooth finally came out while he was at camp yesterday. He proudly showed off the tooth (with the remnants of dried blood still sticking to the… Continue reading →

What is in your Bed???

Posted on: Wednesday, June 11th, 2014 | No Comments
When Auntie Shayna realizes that I got her to look at E.T., she’s gonna be pissed! SURPRISE!!!!! It was 7:15am on a weekday morning and the house was unusually quiet. GWE was starting to stir, but neither Garrett nor Justin were making a sound. I decided to wake up Justin first since it was his… Continue reading →
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