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Garrett Drives to the Grocery Store

Posted on: Tuesday, February 3rd, 2015 | No Comments
This is Garrett and his car, Lightning McQueen. Together, they like to drive to the grocery story. And by “Grocery Store,” I mean the fruit trees in the back of our yard. Garrett felt as though we were running short of grapefruits, so he decided to pick some up. Enjoy!… Continue reading →

Justin Can Read Texts. We’re all Screwed.

Posted on: Sunday, February 1st, 2015 | No Comments
Justin was sitting next to me while I was texting with my sister. While I cannot remember what the context of the conversation was, I do remember ending the conversation with “Where else can you bury a dead stripper?” It’s safe to say that the conversation was innocent. If I really needed advice on where… Continue reading →

Garrett’s Optician Has An ERA???

Posted on: Wednesday, January 28th, 2015 | No Comments
During a routine check-up, Garrett’s pediatrician suggested that we get his eyes more closely examined by an ophthalmologist. Garrett had no problem reading the eye chart with his right eye, but gave up when asked to do it again with his left eye. The doctor wasn’t sure if he was just being fussy or if… Continue reading →

We have a Two-Headed Duck…and You Don’t

Posted on: Monday, January 26th, 2015 | No Comments
Duck, Duck, DEUCE! In my quest to locate turn-of-the-century, Railroad Grade pocket watches (my expensive hobby), I’ve begun dragging my family to flea markets. The first time we attended a flea market, we were nearly killed by gusting winds blowing items off tables and collapsing canopies. The kids were bored, hungry, and afraid of being… Continue reading →

Things My Wife Told Me About My Son(s) #2

Posted on: Thursday, January 22nd, 2015 | No Comments
While sitting on the sofa one evening, GWE was minding her own business while watching television. Garrett entered the room and decided that he wanted to sit next to mommy. GWE was pleased that he wanted to be close to her, so she helped him onto the sofa. After a few moments of getting comfortable,… Continue reading →

Things My Wife Told Me About My Son(s) #1

Posted on: Wednesday, January 21st, 2015 | No Comments
Last night, GWE was sporting a new pair of leopard print pajama pants. She asked me if I liked them and I responded that I did. She replied, “Good…because your son picked them out.”   GWE went on to explain that while she was deciding between leopard-print pajama pants and polka doted ones, she asked Justin… Continue reading →

America’s Funniest Home Videos – The Birthday Gift

Posted on: Tuesday, January 20th, 2015 | No Comments
Ever since Justin began watching television, one of his favorite shows has been “America’s Funniest Home Videos” on ABC. Justin laughs hysterically at each show and likes to narrate each episode for us at home (like Tom Bergeron.) He even talks about trying to create a video that he can send into the show. All… Continue reading →

You Get A Time Out

Posted on: Monday, December 15th, 2014 | No Comments
As a parent, disciple is a tough thing to figure out. Trying to match the punishment to the offense is complicated and I typically take the easy way out with “Go to your room. You’re getting a Time Out.” Afterwards, I usually mumble something under my breath like, “I wish someone would give me a… Continue reading →
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