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Things My Wife Told Me About My Son(s) #1

Posted on: Wednesday, January 21st, 2015 | No Comments
Last night, GWE was sporting a new pair of leopard print pajama pants. She asked me if I liked them and I responded that I did. She replied, “Good…because your son picked them out.”   GWE went on to explain that while she was deciding between leopard-print pajama pants and polka doted ones, she asked Justin… Continue reading →

America’s Funniest Home Videos – The Birthday Gift

Posted on: Tuesday, January 20th, 2015 | No Comments
Ever since Justin began watching television, one of his favorite shows has been “America’s Funniest Home Videos” on ABC. Justin laughs hysterically at each show and likes to narrate each episode for us at home (like Tom Bergeron.) He even talks about trying to create a video that he can send into the show. All… Continue reading →

You Get A Time Out

Posted on: Monday, December 15th, 2014 | No Comments
As a parent, disciple is a tough thing to figure out. Trying to match the punishment to the offense is complicated and I typically take the easy way out with “Go to your room. You’re getting a Time Out.” Afterwards, I usually mumble something under my breath like, “I wish someone would give me a… Continue reading →

The Night Terrors

Posted on: Thursday, December 11th, 2014 | No Comments
“I’m Gonna Get You!!” It’s not unusual to get a visit from Garrett in the middle of the night. We’re still going through the crib-to-bed transition and he’s getting used to it. However, sometimes we will wake up at 3am to the sounds of “Mommy? Daddy? I need you.” And then one of us draws… Continue reading →

Today Is Justin’s 8th Birthday!

Posted on: Wednesday, December 10th, 2014 | No Comments
“Put me back!!! I’m not ready yet!!” Eight years ago, I looked down at my newborn son and thought, “Wow. This kid’s ugly.” He was wrinkly, slimy, hairy, and he was missing his teeth! He looked exactly like my Grandpa Eli. Don’t get me wrong, I loved Justin from the moment I saw him. (And,… Continue reading →

What’s A Tape Deck?

Posted on: Monday, December 8th, 2014 | No Comments
While in the car, Justin took notice of something on the dash and asked me about it. “Daddy, what’s that for?” he asked while pointing to the gear shift.   “It’s a gear shift.” I responded. “No. Behind it.” he clarified.   “Oh, that’s the tape deck.” I answered.   There was a moment of silence and then… Continue reading →

WAIT…DON’T DO THA- (Nevermind)

Posted on: Friday, December 5th, 2014 | No Comments
  Another moment when you want to smack yourself in the head due to the actions of your children: Justin lowered his car window this morning to throw out his gum. As he threw it, I yelled, ‘Wait!’ It was too late…his gum had hit the car next to us and was now stuck to… Continue reading →

Sherlock: The Case of “What Happens in Vegas…”

Posted on: Thursday, December 4th, 2014 | No Comments
Many of you have been asking, “What’s going on with Sherlock?” Excellent question! So, I asked him…and he happily told me. Several weeks ago, he was on Tinder when a pretty young woman contacted him. After a few conversations and some harmless flirting, she suggested that he meet her in Las Vegas for the weekend.… Continue reading →
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