Justin walked past me and blasted a long and loud fart. It was the type of fart that started on a Monday and ended on a Wednesday! He acted as if nothing had happened.

“Justin!! Did you just fart on me??” I asked.

“Yes, daddy!” he proudly proclaimed.

“Justin! That was gross. Please don’t do that again!” I begged.

Here was his explanation – “I can’t help it daddy. The tacos in my stomach are laughing.”